Actually the article makes a pretty good point in a very humorous manner. It is not important for me to know the color or style of the underwear of any female other than the Queen (May She Live Forever). [ So, by all means, please restrain yourselves from revealing that kind of information in the comments below! ]
Ok, I must confess I know that the princess has Blue's Clues panties, although I have no clue which pair she is wearing today.
A few years ago, the Queen (MSLF) and I were in charge of games for a volunteer appreciation dinner for church. It was for adults only and as all attendees were married couples we decided to do a 'Trulywed Game'. This is a game where a panel of couples are separated and one gender is asked specific questions about their spouse. The spouses then return and are asked the same question. If the couple has matching answers, they score a point.
Most of the questions were along the lines of "What is your biggest pet-peeve about your Spouse?" or "What is the ideal vacation, according to your spouse?" However we did throw in the rather risque "What color underwear is your wife wearing today?" When we were developing the questions, my lovely wife wondered if it was wise to pose such a question. She asked what would happen if someone wasn't wearing any. I laughed at her and insisted that that would never happen.
I should have listened to her woman's intuition because it did happen. It all turned out ok, and I think most of us were in traction for weeks after that, waiting for our stomach muscles to heal from all the laughing.
And next time, I will be vetting all the questions with the Queen (May Her Intuition Never Lack).
