The sole redeeming factor of our lawsuit centric society has finally been discovered...Humor:

The sign on the toilet brush says it best: "Do not use for personal hygiene."

That admonition was the winner of an anti-lawsuit group's contest for the wackiest consumer warning label of the year.

Second prize: A label on a children's scooter explaining that "This product moves when used."

Third prize: Advice from a digital thermometer suggesting that "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."

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