Less than two weeks until Super Bowl Sunday. If you are planning on coming to Houston for the game, you would be well advised to check out this advisory: Houston Traffic Rules.

A friend read it and asked me if they were actually true. Absolutely. It sounds like he is trying to be funny, but there is actually very little hyperbole in there.

If you find this information helpful, and you happen to have an extra ticket, I do believe I am available that day to act as your personal servant. I can get the food, and provide play-by-play commentary as needed.