September 24, 2004
Top Ten Signs You May Be a Security Mom (from Sekimori):
- Your attack dog has a bin Laden chew toy.
- You base your SUV purchase on how many places there are to conceal a weapon.
- Your neighborhood watch complains you don't leave any perps for them.
- You'll vote for Bush because the other guy is a wussy.
- You traded in your Gucci for the M-30 Leather Gun Purse.
- The guys at the range call you 'Sarge'.
- You send your kids to Judo Camp.
- Your son quit the Boy Scouts because they were “amateurs”.
- Monday is “MRE Night”.
- You DO wear combat boots.
