My 3 year old nephew, the youngest of four kids, is always a real character. Unfortunately, he has suffered with some serious colon issues for some time. The doctor prescribed some medication to clean him out and also recommended she give him an enema. She went straight from the doctor's office to the pharmacy and bought the medicine as well as two enema kits.

Later that evening, they administered the first enema. To say he didn't like it would be a gross understatement, although it was very effective in clearing out some of the blockage. A short while after the traumatic event, he went up to his mom and told her:

You know that other thing you bought? Well, you can stick that in one of the other kids.

And so today's quote of the day comes from Malachi.