King: i donut understand
Jack: i bear claw understand
King: women can be so cruller sometimes
Jack: especially when they bagel
King: makes my eyes glaze
Jack: i got fried
Jack: deep fried
King: you would just fritter away all your time on them
Jack: well, unless something new would turnover
King: filling the void!
Jack: i just feel like i'm empty in side: no filling
Jack: dang
Jack: well, life can be sprinkled with such
King: but still, you always fall for a powerdered nose
King: maple your luck would change
Jack: but it may fail as soon as the relationship is a day old
Jack: foul on the defense: illegal use of puns
King: feels like a dozen holes in your heart?
King: a baker's dozen holes?
Jack: feel like i'm rolled out
Jack: every time we talk, i feel kneaded
King: if you Beignet to change your attitude, your spirits may rise.
King: I still think you are the #1 Jack, bar none
King: so she still makes you chok a lot?
Jack: what is it they say about pressure?
King: sometimes you feel twisted inside?
Jack: like the odds are stacked against me
King: buck up, little camper. You are starting to sound like a cream puff.
Jack: she wants a date and all i can give her is a dried prune
King: maybe you are just too old-fashioned.
King: kolatche on to a good one and hold on
Jack: another pastry attempt at humor