January 31, 2005
It seems that recent analysis of Tony Blair is actually a case of missing person:
* This is a KoF Exclusive *
The Bill Gates "struggling to concentrate" Document:

UPDATE: An alternative (and possibly authentic) version is available here.
A page of doodles found on Tony Blair's desk at last week's economic summit in Davos sparked a wave of excitement in the media. Psychologists and handwriting experts were drafted in by the press in the hope of getting a glimpse into the inner workings of the prime ministerial mind. Newspaper stories contained phrases such as "struggling to concentrate" and "not a natural leader". Now - and with not a little glee - Downing Street has revealed that the scribblings were not the work of the premier, but that of one Bill Gates of Microsoft.This is a pretty amusing all by itself. But wait...there's more! The King of Fools has called in a few royal favors from the other side of the pond and managed to procure a copy of the page in question.




