Just before bed last night, I turned on the TV to check the score on the Monday night game. It was a few minutes before halftime and the score read:

Den	7
Cin	10

The Queen (May She Live Forever) is pretty good as far as team names go but she doesn't always remember what cities they are from. She glanced at the screen and asked, "Who is Den and Cin?"

"It's actually 'Den of Cin' and they are by far my favorite team. (pause) You should see their cheerleaders!"

Of course, there was no reply from her, aside from The Look™. You know, the one that curdles milk and makes cakes fall.