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My entry:

I am exiled world leader John F. Kerry, a long speaking Senator from the United States of America. I have served as the personal assistant to the heiress of the Tomato Pulp Magnate for several years.

After using my influence as a Senator and the money from the Heiress to elevate myself to the office of President, only in order to do much good, voter fraud and ignorance stripped me of the victory most won by me. The difficulties from such a painful loss was sorely difficult on my endowment source and my future with her is now uncertain.

It is also much disturbing to me that the one who fraudulently obtained office will certainly lower taxes on those with greater financial resources. Being diametrically opposed to such, I have decided in my heart to completely separate myself from the supplier of my tremendous wealth. Unfortunately, an action such as this one not being enough to completely eliminate the possibility of reduced taxation, I am in urgent need of your assistance to help complete this transition in order to defeat the dishonorable intent of my opponent and to place myself into a proper moral standing.

Assessing my material standing revealed a previously unknown account in a bank in Dakar, capital of Senegal, with substantial balances. Consequently, my proposal is that I will transfer monies from this account into yours thus insulating myself and mine own estate from the grim realities of receiving a tax cut of nefarious nature. I completely refuse to fail to properly fund the government of this country.

Note that this transaction is simple and risk free because I will provide expert legal services that will guarantee the successful execution of this deal. I wish to point out that after a successful transfer, I would want 20% of this money to be shared among charity organizations, with another 20% left in savings accessible to me in case I should ever find myself in need of a new snowboard or SUV. The remaining 60% is yours to do with as you so choose, provided that you declare the entire amount as earned income and that honesty is the policy that governs your income tax return.

If you are interested, please contact me via my email address:

Upon your response, I shall provide you with more details and how we shall proceed with this transfer. I expect you to observe utmost confidentiality and be rest assured that this transaction would be profitable for both of us.

Awaiting your urgent reply

Thanks & Regards

Mr John F. Kerry (Esq.)

Please note that the above is a fake spam email intended as a joke and nothing more. I am in no way implying marital issues between John and Teresa Kerry and hope their marriage is strong and long lasting. It was simply a plausible way to have John separating himself from his money and putting it into your pocket via random email, as if such an event is ever plausible.