Such noble themes as Tonya and Nancy:

In "Tonya and Nancy: The Opera," Al-Doory provides 18 movements on the scandal that turned the once-dainty sport of figure skating into a soap opera of whacking, wailing and time spent in jail.

My first impression was 'abomination', but the write up makes me almost want to see it. Sounds like a very clever adaptation of a tawdry tale.