The Jack's mom is an elementary school teacher, which gives her access to all sorts of 'darndest things'. She passed this one on to him, and he to me, and now me to you:

Third-grader Austin was spending time at a friend's house. As they watched TV together, a pizza commercial aired, which prompted him to turn to his friend and exclaim: "I think he died!" The friend's parents had to explain that it was actually Pope John Paul who died...not Papa John.