I just wanted to come clean and confess that I make regular payments which help cover the paychecks of members of the U.S. House and also of the Senate. I have been doing this for as long as I can remember.

I'm not trying to brag or anything…I just don't want them to get in trouble. After all, it isn't as if I'm seeing too much in the way of perks in exchange for my donations. I'm not sure why. Perhaps they are all just squeaky clean and beyond corruption...

...or maybe they just laugh at my puny contributions.