November 17, 2003
The Politburo Diktat has some suggestions for the Scottish Food Police:
Comrade Deacon has good idea. But too soft. Of course, force is required. Some slogans for Comrade Deacon to consider: "Eat right or eat bullet." "Greens or Gulag - It's up to you." "Go kale or go Kulak."
It is important to eat right. No one wants to suffer from lead poisioning. (Does this mean Haggis and Black Pudding no longer on the menu?)
