... The Internet Monitoring Service has issued the following Bonfire Warning...
Location: King of Fools
Expected Height: Medium (although additional tinder may be added in the next 12 hours)
Visibility: Under 1 mile (due to smoke and temporary blindness from objectionable content)
Duration: 1 Week (assuming my host provider does not cancel my account for posting such drivel)
Innocent bystanders are urged to heed bonfire warnings. If you encounter smoke...do not attempt to enter it. Your productivity could be incinerated. The host refuses to accept any responsibility for loss of sleep, appetite or employment.
Keep in mind that any additional fuel delivered to bonfire at wizbangblog.com could significantly change the present forecast.
Stay tuned to King of Fools or Wizbangblog for the latest information on this situation.
A followup report will be issued tomorrow morning.
Remember: Only you can prevent bonfires.
