This is turning out to be a busy but enjoyable weekend with a double dose of culture. The entire kingdom spent Friday evening with the Houston Civic Orchestra. Sunday will be spent with to 60,000+ Houstonians cheering the Texans against the Minnesota Vikings.

Some might find the correlation of these two events confusing, but it is not that difficult as long as you understand a few simple rules. Example: It is generally considered bad form to clap between movements...unless we are on defense.