I have been anointed Celebrated Opulent Monarch: Master Informer, Subltely Sarcastic Incisive Orator, Never Errors Repeatedly of the newly revived King of the Blogs contest; Commissioner for short. Stephen of ChristWeb, clearly awed by my new title, took a few minutes to interview me.

Let it hereby be decreed that all my subjects shall immediately click the link provided below and partake thereof: