I'm still really busy so as a pretend substitute for blogging, I thought I would relay a work conversation I just had with The Jack™:

jack_of_the_obvious:	work is so much smoother on my new company mouse pad
king_of_fools:	i didnt get one
king_of_fools:	they gave me a polo shirt instead
king_of_fools:	and some pens
jack_of_the_obvious:	really?
king_of_fools:	nice pens too
jack_of_the_obvious:	wow
king_of_fools:	the shirt is teal...so...not really sure what to do with it
king_of_fools:	boot cleaner maybe
jack_of_the_obvious:	yeah same w/ the hat
king_of_fools:	really?
king_of_fools:	I was just guessing about the teal part
jack_of_the_obvious:	lt grey w/ teal lettering
jack_of_the_obvious:	looks gay
king_of_fools:	the pens are um...grey with teal lettering
king_of_fools:	and they even have Gay stamped on them.
jack_of_the_obvious:	the mouse pad is teal with white lettering
jack_of_the_obvious:	realy
king_of_fools:	lol
king_of_fools:	there is no shirt
king_of_fools:	or pens
jack_of_the_obvious:	oh man - i thought b/c you were a sr. programmer
jack_of_the_obvious:	levels of trinkets
king_of_fools:	are you kidding?
king_of_fools:	the diff between sr and jr is about $2.
jack_of_the_obvious:	a second
king_of_fools:	(per year)
king_of_fools:	lol
king_of_fools:	teal was a good guess with the shirt, no?
jack_of_the_obvious:	well since its the only color in our new logo
king_of_fools:	havent seen the logo (I DONT HAVE EMAIL REMEMBER?)
jack_of_the_obvious:	wow
jack_of_the_obvious:	that is a good guess then (sends a file containing the new logo)
king_of_fools:	bleh
king_of_fools:	kind of a synergistic logo, eh?
jack_of_the_obvious:	yeah
jack_of_the_obvious:	looks like a volleyball
king_of_fools:	and a pantywaist font
jack_of_the_obvious:	pantywaist color
king_of_fools:	well, mine arent that color
king_of_fools:	er..
king_of_fools:	its not even a nice teal
king_of_fools:	its a sea green
king_of_fools:	pastel
king_of_fools:	thingy
jack_of_the_obvious:	the only thing i can think of is that it looks like a medical color
king_of_fools:	like scrubs, yea
jack_of_the_obvious:	y'know....like...bedpans are probbaly this color
king_of_fools:	umm.
jack_of_the_obvious:	scrubs
jack_of_the_obvious:	yes
jack_of_the_obvious:	scrubs
king_of_fools:	they should make them brown
king_of_fools:	(the bedpans, not the scrubs)
king_of_fools:	otherwise you would not be able to tell your doctor and the ups guy apart
jack_of_the_obvious:	b/c the bedpan is brown?
king_of_fools:	hmm.
king_of_fools:	i was thinking of the scrubs
jack_of_the_obvious:	oh
jack_of_the_obvious:	idk how i feel about them sending me trinkets
jack_of_the_obvious:	thats what we did to the indians
king_of_fools:	rofl
jack_of_the_obvious:	emdians?
king_of_fools:	nooo
king_of_fools:	nativeons
jack_of_the_obvious:	ooh..i can see the synergy in that word